#shendon

Robby: Today I realised I'm old.

Jack: What happened?

Robby: I fell in the hall and instead of laughing, Frank came running to see if I was ok.

Jack:

Robby: I saw fear in his eyes.

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*Frank shows up at Rabbot’s house*

Frank: i’ve made a terrible mistake

Robby: given your entire life experience, i’m gonna need you to be more specific

Frank: i kissed john

Robby:

Frank: are you gonna say anything?

Robby: ..i owe Dana so much money

Frank: ugh what do i do?

Jack: well what did he say after you kissed him

Frank: i don’t know

Robby: you don’t remember?

Frank: no, i kissed him then panicked and ran away so now i’m here

Jack: you didn’t even let him process, you just bolted?

Frank: i panicked!

*loud banging on rabbot’s door*

Robby, sarcastic: gee, i wonder who that could be

—–—–—

John: have you told anyone we’re dating?

Frank: yes, John, i have no self control and told the whole Pitt we’re secretly dating

John: okay, no need for the sarcasm

Frank: no, seriously. i have no self control and i told the whole Pitt we’re secretly dating

—–—–—

Frank: what’s your type?

John: kind, brunette, dumb, good sense of humor.

Frank: that sounds kind of like me. Too bad I’m not a girl.

John: did I mention dumb?

Frank: yes.

John: okay just making sure.

—–—–—

Frank: Sometimes I don’t notice an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and everyone’s staring at me weird.

—–—–—

Frank, slams adoption papers on Robby’s dining table: Adopt me.

Robby, slams complete adoption papers back: already have

Frank: What? When?

Jack: your first day at the Pitt

—–—–—

Trinity: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Dennis: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

—–—–—

Frank: Hi John, I'm back.

John: Where the hell were you? You've been gone for 12 hours!

Frank: Ok, so I went on my run right? Then I got a little kidnapped on the way back.

John: What the hell, are you ok?!

Frank: Yeah, I'm just mad they didn't even give me water so when I escaped I was hungry, and I stopped to buy us dinner. Here's your hamburger and onion rings.

—–—–—

Frank: I’d literally take a bullet for you.

John: You’re suicidal, that means nothing.

—–—–—

Robby, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?

Frank: Blue flavor!

Robby: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?

Frank: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!

Robby: Blue is not a flavor!

Frank: BLUE FLAVOR!

—–—–—

Mel: What does 'take out' mean?

Frank: Food.

Dennis: Dating

Joy: Murder

Trinity: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

—–—–—

Patient: How many kids do you have?

Robby: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

—–—–—

Robby: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Frank: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Mel: I personally was created in a lab.

Trinity: I just straight up spawned lol.

—–—–—

Robby: Well please don’t let the kids do anything stupid…

Jack: Stupid by my standards or yours?

Robby:

Robby: Stupid by Dana's standards.

Jack: Smart. They will live longer.

—–—–—

Robby: What's on your mind?

Frank, who has been staring into space for an hour: I wonder if I've bought milk from the same cow twice.

—–—–—

Ellis: Langdon's eyes are blue right?

Shen: They are blue and they get these green rims when the light hits them just right.

Ellis: And when was the last time he smiled?

Shen: Last night when I said something that made him laugh.

Ellis: Right and when's my birthday?

Shen:

Ellis: When's my birthday, Shen?