i choose you, and you choose me

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

season 2 of heated rivalry should start with both of them dying in a freak plane crash and then pivot into a nature documentary about ants

the first time i heard the phrase “i need that like a hole in the head” it didn’t even occur to me that many people don’t live with passive suicidal ideation at all times so i just assumed it was a way of saying that you really really needed something and i have continued to use it that way ever since

not everything... needs to be....... ABOUT SHIPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (my psychic powers (which i have due to being aromantic) cause everything in the room to go flying away from me and vaporize the moment they hit the walls due to sheer force)

is that a nothing in your pants or are you just normal to see me

level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might