go nuts. show nuts.

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

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you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

reading a “there was only one bed fic” and the characters have decided to share the bed as long as they stay on their sides. i’m really glad they figured that whole mess out and am excited to read about them staying on their sides of the bed until morning^-^

oh dear

Happy Pride

Could it be more queer?

(To my personal assistant) Increase the sea salted wolverine’s budget

Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over