to all those who exist in the universe, greetings.

log on. sexualize the old man. log off. repeat

my dead wife. the ad free internet

watching dreamily recorded footage of a web forum from 2003

People understand that there's a difference between queer tragedy made by cishet people and queer tragedy made by queer people, right? They've gotta recognize the massive difference between cishet people going "everyone look at the sad queer oh woe is them look at how the world is so cruel to the queers isn't their self-hatred so sad aren't they tragic" and queer people telling tragic stories based on their experiences or the experiences of those they know. Like that's so obvious there's no way people just don't recognize there's a difference. Right? They can't be that stupid right??

Pearl might be Steven’s craziest (living) mom but it is so so palpable throughout the show how much she comes to love him despite him being a walking, talking of the biggest loss of her life. She went from almost pulling out his gem to finding a loophole to disobey a direct order from her DIAMOND so she could help him understand more about his mom. STEVEN is the one who inspires her to free herself from the bonds Rose left for her. I love watching them surmount the terrible chasm between them to grow together. They always be my fav Steven parental relationship on the show <3

havent talked to friend in a while and dont know how to start up a conversation? consider succumbing to the darkness in your heart and becoming a tragic miniboss for them to fight with the power of friendship. works every time.

I hate change, I’m scared of change, I need something big in my life to change soon or else I’ll go crazy

i think the actual scientific term for this is "hermaphrodite," which regarding human beings has some unsavory connotations but to all my fellow specevo nerds this is the word we use

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

free my girl she did all that and should’ve fucking done even more