to all those who exist in the universe, greetings.

log on. sexualize the old man. log off. repeat

give a man a NEW LAMBORGHINI and he'll SLEEP for a day. teach a man KNOWLEDGE and he'll DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

yes the only good fiction is fanfiction all novelists are frauds and bums

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat