to all those who exist in the universe, greetings.

log on. sexualize the old man. log off. repeat

Mandatory executive dysfunction reblog

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

GIVE HIM TO ME FRAN GIVE HIM TO ME

I think everyone should have infinite fries. like, a bucket. that appears in everyone's room. decanter of endless fries

Both of these go against intersex people with micropenises and intersex cis men who can get pregnant, even if they have what may be considered penises but the idea of a penis is very subjective, really.