to all those who exist in the universe, greetings.

log on. sexualize the old man. log off. repeat

Having a crush on a character who isn't conventionally attractive to the average person is a humiliation ritual like yes i know my husband is fucking ugly so what

I actually recommend everyone write for a rarepair once because it completely changes your relationship with fandom. Engagement stops being numbers and starts being names. You know who's going to show up. You recognize usernames. Someone disappears for a while and then comes back and you're like “OH MY GOD WELCOME HOME.” It's incredibly wholesome. It is also deeply inconvenient when all six of you simultaneously get writer's block-

ship dynamic idea what if theres was a woman,.. . and. annother. woman........... together....r....

the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

having a mutual who’s a good artist literally feels like beyonce saw me at a supermarket and decided to make me her best friend