Welcome to my twisted meatbal

He bravely sacrificed his life so we can all have a really really good day

the zionist cum knights are so awesome it's like an unsubtle satire of racial nationalism but real

In the 1950s, Britain played a key role in strangling Iranian democracy in its cradle and entrenching the tyranny of the Shah. So it's no surprise that the UK is now offering military support to Israel's war of aggression against Tehran. Britain is an ailing, syphilitic condottiere of American power who refuses to do the world a favour and die.

carly rae jepsen appeared to me in a dream and told me to beat my dick until it fell apart like a brisket

bastard

he’s just a baby please

baby bastard more like

more bastardous than ever….

[ID: One Republican operative who has worked with the ex-president's campaign in the past said it's clear that Trump is "decompensating" in response to the late Harris surge. "He's realizing that he could lose the election, go to prison, and maybe die there," they said. End ID]

I see some people in the notes thinking that this is the Death card, but it's not. It's much funnier. It's the Five of Cups, upright, which symbolizes like. Loss. Disappointment. Emotional Suffering. You thought you were going to get something and then you didn't. Even more hilarious than Fox News bringing in a tarot card reader for Trump in 2024 is that same tarot reader immediately flipping over a card that says LOSER.

Like to charge, vote to cast, god I'm tired

Maybe I DO believe in tarot...

January.