spice and herbs

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

I don’t want to go to work. I want to eat fruit on a sunny balcony with the love of my life.

The way some of you treat Non-binary amab people is disgusting btw

You can always count on me to never talk to you ever again. That’s my area of expertise.

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

Green flag: they know you overthink, so they reassure without being asked.

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard