mediocre at best!

dust to dust

i dont smoke but i think i need more small problems in my life

Micheal phone with tenna divorce syndrome

Boundless summer fun

battat if he were awesome

i love a man in a mask

mold in my head

Im not, sorry!

battat my beloved

reverence for the concept of self

He is bouncy, feel free to dripple him like a basketball

I know those guys arent actually fish but i enjoy the concept of a kaiju spider at the bottom of the ocean

Im always pretty selfconscious about my fashion/design sense so this means a lot to me

I mean at the end of the day it doesn't really change anything for me, like if i was aiming for canon accuracy id just be drawing him dead in the ground

Tbh I play it pretty fast and loose with headcannons and im not paticularly married to any specific dynamic, but! I do like the concept of lucifer like habitually negging him, like he doesn't know what negging is and is wholy unfamiliar with what the concept stems from. But he's just kind of backhanded like that

I agree