Just a daydreamer

feeling like the health inspector

slightly furious reminder that fish do in fact feel pain and do in fact experience fear and distress when in pain since people seem to love spreading the myth that fish don't feel pain. what is it with people assuming a creature is incapable of feeling pain or emotion just because it doesn't have complex facial muscles. come on gang

This man missed his true calling in life of being a golden age Batman villain called “Dastardly Chocolate Engineer” or something whose nefarious plan would be to replace the Gotham City Hall with an identical chocolate structure

You are correct except that his villain name would be something more like Cocoa Loco.

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

Actually a fantastic example for when you need to illustrate to someone that AI art is theft, blatantly, and not in some abstract way

i’ve like never played a resident evil game and don’t intend to but i still just cannot stop fucking thinking about stupid manthing i’m fuckin ballin tweet

SPEΛKING FROM EXPERIENCE: IT'S KIND OF BOTH. INHΛLE THROVGH MOVTH, EXHΛLE THROVGH GILLS.

Mods, geef hem een seinstoring

Mods, annuleer zijn trein

Mods, strand hem op den bosch

Mods, rij 'm voorbij alsof hij Tilburg Universiteit is.

Mods, laat er minder treinen rijden op zijn taject in verband met personeelstekorten. Laat hem rekening houden met een extra reisrijd van ongeveer 30 minuten. Er rijden bussen.

Mods, controleer hem terwijl hij aan het eten is.

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