just curious

in my evil fucking lab doing whatever the fuck

did you really expect me to wear my lab coat in a god-honoring way?

i like mad scientists bc i think we should all get to indulge in being gay, evil, and insufferably smart

no more of that “im gay and stupid” nonsense im gay and smart and im building a man that will be my downfall

LOVE headcanoning mad scientist type characters as trans. oh baby you KNOW they handled their own transition. evil twisted hrt. top surgery that violates the geneva convention. 

me preparing to have people over: ok, i need to turn on my lava lamp 3 hours in advance so its at maximum viscosity by the time they arrive

funny how everyone's like ohhh escaping time loops isn't even a useful skill when are you ever going to use that in real life until you trap them in a time loop and suddenly they're not laughing anymore

That's it. You're going in my time loop

gender of being a funny little guy. a he/he/he , if you will.

purplegreen, the color of magic, evil and scientists

Bro your fangs are gnc af

Oh no bro don't flash your fangs at me you're gonna make me fall in love with you aha

“why don’t you wish you had been born cis lol” well first of all being trans has shaped my lived experience and if I was cis I would be a fundamentally different person and even for all my flaws and failings I am myself and I would not trade that for anything. Second of all being trans makes me exponentially sexier then i could ever be if I was cis.

something went wrong in the laboratory when they made me, bestie

That's it. You're going in my time loop