Time to get goin’, cowboy.

If we were tectonic plates would you grind against me be honest

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

Benson Boone was created when mormon scientists combined goldendoodle semen and dirty mountain dew in a vial

Simon and gar phone call

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam