Time to get goin’, cowboy.

i say yay and yippee a lot but i mean it. i always mean it. *looks into the distance pensively*

we need to be telling straight women they don’t have to be with men either

Im so sad that predatory bulldykes corrupting femmes into having nasty lesbo sex with them is made up by rightwing homophobes because that sounds really hot. I want that for myself

Meanwhile dykes in real life act like regency era upstanding gentlemen like “It would bring me great delight to escort the young lady to her carriage, if she permits it so…” 🙄

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

Ich mag ja an der DB, wie es uns alle gleich macht. Man sollte meinen, ein ICE Ticket zwischen den Wichtigen Städten Dieses Landes würde einen irgendwie pünktlich und mit Würde befördern, aber nein. Ein Armani-Anzug schützt vor Ungeplantem Gleiswechselkurzstreckensprint nicht.

yes this is an exploration of guilt and culpability but it could also be a sex thing if you just give me a minute