Time to get goin’, cowboy.

sometimes you just have to say fuck my stupid baka life and move on

when the grumpy one is soft for the sunshine one 🌞 🥰 and the sunshine one doesn't appreciate that kind of condescension from someone who holds everyone else in the world to rigorous intellectual scrutiny 👀🔥👀 and the grumpy one low key thinks the sunshine one is a lil morally bankrupt and self obsessed for maintaining the facade even when acknowledgment of struggle and negativity is necessary for constructive change 🤭 😌 and they get divorced. they get divorced. 🧑‍⚖️❌

god I made it through the entirety of season 2 of deadloch before the thought of "huh they got one of those Hemsworth-looking types" morphed into "huh they feature that Hemsworth-looking dude pretty prominently in the poster of the show" morphed into "I wonder who that Hemsworth-looking type dude is" at no point did the thought that I was looking at an authentic bona fide Hemsworth ever cross my mind

was waiting for the elevator in the middle of taking out all the trash and a resident came out of her apartment like OH GOOD! maybe i can show you this weird bug that was in my BEDROOM! so i follow her and she gets out a magnifying glass and shows me a dead pillbug on a napkin. im like thats incredible ma'am thank you for letting me use the magnifying glass. she says "i told my creepy kids about the bug and they didn't even call me!" and this sentence is tunneling into my brain so bad theres a physical pressure