Time to get goin’, cowboy.

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

Benson Boone was created when mormon scientists combined goldendoodle semen and dirty mountain dew in a vial

Simon and gar phone call

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam

experiencing fag desires

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

i dont think blond french men need to tell their side of whatever story they're in

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say