it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

and now all the little children of the realm may sleep soundly knowing that sir criston cole is no longer prowling Westeros making every wrong decision ever

larys and tyland were talking about aegon like a divorced gay couple arguing about their kid. you want him to spend the summer in braavos? he hates the heat! a monkey could attack him. are you projecting your fear of monkeys on our son? well, a large bird could carry him off. oh look, our son killed someone because you distracted me,

Alys, parenting Aemond: I’m sure your mother loved you most. Larys, parenting Aegon: Your mother hated you because you fucking suck.