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I just outsmoked a wild boar and it dropped two gold and 12 exp as it greened out

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

i do feel silly sometimes complaining about us-centrism online when im european like i hope nobody thinks i want things to be europe centric either. if anything i think we should pass the torch to brazil. theyve earned it.

it's me n my slicked back thinning mullet against the world rn

I both want to experience everything life has to offer and never leave my house ever again

One of the funniest tech shit for me is the fucked up weird file types that entirely confuses your phone so much that it asks you shit like 'Open file with : Google Docs, Plague Inc., WhatsApp, Office 365, Clash Royale, Cash App, Spotify'

Obviously blonde4blonde ships are fucked up and scary, but it's important to remember that fiction isn't reality. Many people enjoy things in fiction that would be fucked up irl, and writing blonde4blonde ships doesn't inherently mean that someone is actually okay with two blonde people dating in real life.

my music i needmy music

my kitty will move across the room just to sit next to me :) probably because I am warm and she is leeching that warmth, maybe because she loves me :)

the new trend on ao3 should be leaving a cigarette emoji in the comments when you got off to the porn 🚬

Bro come look at the stars with me I am not feeling like myself

wails desperately and then goes back to doing fucjing whatever