O i Am Slain

H.R. Giger “The Watch Guardian” (1993)

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

I love you characters who try so hard to avoid becoming one specific thing that they end up becoming something arguably worse. I love you characters with backwards development. I love you characters whose ideals dissolve over time. I love you characters who start out bright-eyed and end their stories with several important pieces missing.

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

black mackerel tabby with moderate white spotting

Damn, that's useful

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

I have GOT to stop spending $30

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

the conversation was pleasant enough and we both had a nice chuckle but i saw you reload a save right before it. what did you do to me? what did you do?

writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse