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Jester, unimpressed: do you have a receipt?

Y/N, blinking tiredly: no, I have a headache. Just take them back, they are impossible. They purr all night. They keep making loud noises and demanding an infinite supply of kisses and attention. They broke three of my laptops by trying to lie on them.

Jester: not a single chance, darling visitor, they are your responsibility now. I am infinitely amused by your suffering, I must say. Bil has been enjoying your written complaints as a type of light reading before bed.

Pierrot, making sad noises, hugging Y/N's leg: don't abandon me, my glistening jewel in the darkest cavern, I will be good! I solemnly swear upon all the celestial bodies that I shall not try to lie on a single new computer contraption you purchase!

Harlequin, hugging Y/N's other leg: I make absolutely no promises at all, I just wished to participate in this delicious activity of holding your warm body close. Soft, warm, splendid curvature, perfect for caressing, biting....and we are perfectly aware that you enjoy our presence, don't think that little blush goes unnoticed. Dearest liar, my favourite hypocrite, admit it. You love us ever so dearly, don't you?

Y/N:....I am still really mad about the laptops.

Harlequin, grinning: we will steal some new ones for you, won't we, Pierrot? Temporary truce?

Pierrot: I may even have half a mind to unite forces with a scoundrel such as yourself, if it means I could bring joy to my beloved. No goal is unachievable, no limit set, as long as their smile graces my day.

Y/N, patting them both: fine, you two, I will keep you a bit longer then. I am still going to keep sending my written complaints to Jester and Taker, though.

FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES!!!!!

Pirate Moon: their scales are more beautiful than the jewels in our treasure vaults, I could rest enchanted and gaze upon them for days.

Mermaid Y/N: boys, this is the most embarassing kidnapping experience I ever had, we are literally lost. We're sailing in circles.

Pirate Sun, grinning: pardon us, lovely one, we were merely too distracted by your beauty to properly read the charts.

Pirate Moon, whispering to Sun: no, I do think they have a point, I have no idea where we are. Your handwriting on the charts is absolutely abysmal, Sunny.

Pirate Sun, laughing: shut up, Moonie, will you?

Mermaid Y/N, waving their tail: well, since you two are already here, I demand to be pampered. Bring me food and tell me nice things and I might be merciful enough to use my powers to actually get us to a proper destination. Deal?

Sun and Moon, looking at each other, then back at Y/N: that is a sound proposal, acceptable and adequate. And you promise not to escape?

Mermaid Y/N:...I may flop around a bit dramatically from time to time, no promises.

Sailor Y/N: the waves you send shall not sway my ship, nor shall your words sway my heart.

Leviathan Sun, grinning: admirable is your heart, strong, proud, holding its own against the storms of Fear. Nevertheless, the sea swallows all, and your love shall be mine by dusk's final whisper.

Sailor Y/N, raising an eyebrow: you seem pretty confident, Leviathan. The smile of innocence hides deceit and mischief. The sun shall disappear soon and you have no power nor authority once the Night comes. I bought my time well and you lose the game.

Leviathan Sun, purring, leaning closer to the ship, waving his golden tail: correct you are, clever little starfish, I hold no domain over the realm of stars. However, another shall come, equally enamoured with you, who will bring you and your vessel to our kingdom. I bought my own time as well, holding your attention, charming you, distracting you.

Sailor Y/N, noticing dark tentacles surround their ship as the sun has almost fully set: oh, you have got to be kidding me. That is so not fair.

Kraken Moon, emerging from the dark waters, leaning over the ship, whispering adoringly: worry not, my moonlit pearl, we shall take good care of you. Stars may reflect their beauty upon the ocean waters, but none can compare to you. You shall become one of us, our sweetheart, our consort, we will play with your hair, we will tell you tales, you shall never go hungry.

Sailor Y/N, heart pounding as the Leviathans gently caressed them with their claws, their tiny ship slowly being pulled downwards: you know, I'd better be getting a very pretty sparkling tail in this deal, or I am going to complain for eternity.

Y/N, napping at their desk: mhmmmm, that's nice, Moonie.

Moon, gently gliding his claws over their cheek: not even the realm of slumber can protect you from my clutches, my pretty. Won't you run for me? Won't you grace me with the sweet taste of terror? A new lullaby sung by your beating heart?

Y/N, yawning, casually pulling Moon closer like a plushie, resting their head on him: shut up, I had a twelve hour shift. You're my pillow now, don't move.

Moon, grinning, wrapping his arms around his beloved: Such a fate, when the pretty prey commands the hunter. Rest, my sweet, worry not. I shall cradle your dreams and devour your nightmares, all mine, forever mine.

Y/N, humming happily: while you are at it with that speech, tell me a story, please.

Sorry for being late 😭 I always forget to check my inbox

FASHION remix by Britney Manson and 6arelyhuman

Ancient Dreams in a Modern Land by Marina

Family Line by Conan Gray

Me and Michael by MGMT

Moonlight by Kali Ulchis

well let's see which 5 songs i use today *digging in her music library*

Where do we go? by Okamoto's

Reset from Ayaka Hirahara

Eye to Eye from Odyssey Eurobeat/J. (former T.) Stebbins

Infinite from Dangerkids

Traumtänzer from Schandmaul (Sorry i can't find a translation^^')

Somebody that I used to know by Gotye

What I've done by Linkin Park

Thunderstruck by AC/DC

Money game pt. 2 by Ren

[I'd throw a Skillet song but I can't make up my mind on which one, there's so many good ones QwQ]

@angrytreemartensmain @apply-neo @sea-salt-sky @its-a-mimc @iamsofuckinggay @dominom3th @mr-munchies @nanamy-nishimura-21 @anchoamep @time-for-a-real-duel (haven't heard from some in a while, hope everyone's alright o-o)

Shadow - by Livingston

Chains - by Legrand

Destroid 8 Annihilate - by Exiscion, Far Too Loud

Voices - by Black Gryph0n, Baasik

GIMME FUCKIN' CHEESEBURGER - by Kill Karl

2. The Songcord - Zoe Saldana

3. Bloodline - Alex Warren

4. Why Should I Bow (Fem V.) - Starfreak FM

5. Medusa - John Michael Howell

1. Dracula - Tame Impala

2. Supermassive Black Hole - Muse

3. Want You Gone - Aperture Science Psychoacoustic Laboratories

4. Runway - Lady Gaga and Doechii

5. Fabienk - Angine de Poitrine

no pressure to any of you guys

2. Drop dead Gorgeous- republica

3. Perfect Celebrity- Lady Gaga

4. Hyper Music- Muse

5. The Blade- AURORA

I have no idea who to tag tbh

1. Running Up that Hill - Kate Bush

2. Undisclosed Desires - Muse

3. Blue - Birthday Massacre

4. Lust for Love - Lana Del Rey and Weeknd

5. Middle of the Night - Elley Duhe

My songs are:

1. The Old Witch Sleep and the Good Man Grace - The Amazing Devil

2. Monster - Lady Gaga

3. Poison Prince - Amy MacDonald

4. Back to Black - Amy Winehouse

5. Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend - Marilyn Monroe

Y/N: Aren't you the jester in this cursed establishment?

Sun: Is the love of my life denying me the simplest of requests after all of the accumulated suffering I had endured upon this earth?

Y/N: Oh, come here, you dramatic idiot, rest your head on my lap.

Sun, purring, making himself comfortable: so soft, so warm...my favourite place, my favourite friend. If only this slumber party could last forever.

Y/N: why wouldn't it?

Sun, pensive: you shall find other places to roam and explore, my shining comet. You will grow tired of this old heap of metal. Is it not in your nature to fly away to better places?

Y/N, caressing his cheek: silly man, sillier words. There is no force upon this world, living nor dead, that could take me away from you. I will battle all the demons and ancient ghosts for your freedom and joy. Yours, Moon's, Eclipse's, I shall fight for you. Your star is forever here to stay.

Sun, gently kissing Y/N's hand, whispering: you, always you, the greatest work of art I have ever beheld.

The freaks who follow me understand my vision

The freaks who follow me understand my vision