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WOO HOOOOO!!!!!!

when you see someone holding a flower bouquet in public it is like poetry is happening

In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil

pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones 

just now putting it together that the guy who killed off ianto because he couldn’t figure out how to make his relationship with jack progress in an interesting way is the same guy who sent rose to an alternate universe because he couldn’t figure out how to make her relationship with the doctor progress in an interesting way

I joke about being mean and evil but then people are Actually just genuinely shitty and I'm like. Doesn't it make you feel bad when you act like that

Just want everyone to know when I say 'evil' I really just mean "villainous and campy like a cartoon antagonist"

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing