sweeter than honey

everyone needs to make art now!!!! doesn't matter what it is. put something in the world that came from YOU!!! that's what it's all about!!!

MAKE IT WITH YOUR BRAIN, WITH YOUR HANDS! AI is the death of creativity

Like imagine if someone brought you something weird but understandable contained in a material that they said was made out of wood and you could tell that it’s clearly made out of wood they’re not lying about that but it was also completely transparent and see through with no visible flaws. That’s about the level of weird we’re talking about here.

What the fuck I feel like a medieval peasant seeing an iPhone

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we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpa’s address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks

There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.

And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona

We can't use aircraft because the fbi has access to all the flight data how many times do we need to go over this

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

(via honeyberryharvest, jessicainreallife)

I need those people to understand that Penelope waiting for Odysseus was a fight for autonomy. She wanted to remain his wife, she wanted not to marry any of those suitors, she fought against an entire society to retain that very autonomy that they spent several years trying to steal from her by insisting (and even threatening) that she must remarry. Trying to act as if Penelope was forced to wait for Odysseus is once again another attempt at woke feminism wherein you completely take away a female character's voice and try to act as if the replacement you draped over it is 'more feminist' despite you literally silencing a woman.