if you see something, say something

Stab wound? You mean extra pocket.

with great power comes a great electricity bill

Oh my fucking god

ME

i wasnt ready for the end of this one omfg

u know when something wont send for ages and ages but when it finally sends it goes 40 times. thanks for nothing technology you bastard.

remember kids: rats are the capri sun of the vampire world

hi what the FUCK does this mean

millenial from the year 1910: the moving picture show has fucking destroyed my sense of humor like i only laugh at shit like this now *video of a clown throwing a pie at the hoity toity town mayor*

millenial from the year 1010: the king’s court jester has fucking destroyed my sense of humour like i only laugh at this shit now *jingles stick puppet of the king’s face with bells attached and gets sentenced to death for mocking his majesty*

Thursday morning cuteness

*forgets I don’t speak Japanese and tries to multitask while watching anime*

When Seth Everman reblogs other posts made about him that is such a power move

The lock is on the outside…

Jesus…..wow wtf is this timeline man

Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: “…nah, I can’t eat this dude, that would be fucked up”

when did the Japanese start eating eggs? a long たまご.