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Dragon feels his breath catch in his throat as Imu shrugs off his robe to expose his entire upper body to him. Covered in dots and lines of outlined white, over the muscles.Ā
āCome look,ā Imu invites, hand closing about Dragonās own. Directing his fingers to rub along the marked Monkey D Dragon that lies in bright red against the whites and dark of tattoos and skin on his left arm.Ā
Now, he doesnāt really want to be looking like this, with his hands and not his eyes. Even looking with his eyes across the muscles and bared skin feels...strange. But people do this with soulmates, right? Touching your soulmate is part of that, and no one else has ever seemed bothered by the idea.Ā
Oh my god, youāre right that is hysterical. And just to be a little shit, Dragon turns around to look at Imu with this deeply betrayed, wounded face and go āyou let someone steal my baby?ā
(Dragon uses Disappointed Voice! It is super effective! Imu takes Critical Damage!)
And like, yeah, a part of him is relieved Luffy is out. But at the same time, what the hell do they want with his baby??
Meanwhile poor Shanks trying to steal the baby back: dear lord, Iāve become Garling.
Imu is going Reverse Uno Dragon there with a "see what happens if mu isn't around to protect you???" (nevermind that this happened in the heart of the Holy Land and Palace, overlook that.)
Dragon is going to fuck with Imu SO BAD over this, in between worrying about Luffy a lot.
Shanks staring at himself in the mirror: I guess it is true, that kids grow up to be their parents.
Shamrock, coming in: What are you- nevermind come ON there's a giant being an issue now as well.
Elbaf will be hella confused to hear that Loki has a BABY NOW. A human one at that. Someone ask Gaban about this, what does this mean, human we use for reference questions on humans occasionally.
Also, a chance of Big Mom just, sliding in, offering a daughter to take care of the baby, shame it's not one of her grandchildren, but a child needs a mother, hm?
Hey, you know what would be (-fun-) fucked up? Actual selkie!Dragon/Imu. Canāt remember who wrote āto hide a selkieās coat so Iām sending this to you and tri and sroloc but imagine Imu with Dragonās coat!
⦠imagine baby seal pup Luffy. Imagine them fleeing the Holy Land and leaving Luffy/Dragonās coat behindā¦
Op, that be mine fic!
Yes, there would be SO MANY horrible things that could happen with Dragon as an actual selkie! Or many other 'animal wife' shapeshifters for that matter. Like swan wives, crane wives, and the like.
In all senses, Luffy really does serve as a metaphorical sealskin because Dragon refuses to leave without him and cannot leave without him, if he wants to remain himself.
Look, I read a Murderbot selkie fic where SecUnit ate its own sealskin so it could get away and I see Dragon up to doing the same thing.
The type to gnaw off his own leg to get out of a trap, not that I blame him, considering the trap he's in...
Baby seal Luffy...adorable.

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No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. Weāre horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will ā fuck, hang on, let me start again.
Because I don't think I've said it recently enough:
š„°š„° Sauron š„°š„°
Maia of all time. He really did all that.
Stumbled upon this random ship (in a fandom im not active in myself) that has like 150 works on ao3 which are all from just two people gifting each other fics about this pairing back and forth and theyve been doing it for 3 years... i think thats true love probably
What would Imuās pet name for Joyboy be?
...do we even know Joyboy is his actual name and not some pirate nickname/title? Food for thought.
Anyway, Imu would be less prone to using nicknames for Joyboy mostly because this is pre-Void Century times when mu is not a disconnected immortal and besides, Joyboy is mu's person as well. And people to mu get names, even the immortal one agrees on that.
But a pet name that Imu uses every once in a while...
My joy. Joyboy is Imu's joy.
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au where celebrimbor lives, kept prisoner in mordor like a pet boyfriend who is never allowed to leave, and sauron occasionally takes him on walkies around morder
sauron: and this is the cirith ungol, my stepdaughter's room
clebrimbor, carefully saying nothing but very confused for so many reasons: O-O
sauron, sighing in irritation before reluctantly explaining: i ended up adopting her after my husband cheated on me with a spider, something that no one else has ever been unlucky enough to have to say
celebrimbor, panicking: i would never cheat on you with a spider
what she says: Iām fine
what she means: Itās incredibly unfair how, thanks to Shadow of Mordor, Celebrimbor is being viewed by newer fans as just as corrupt as his father and grandfather when Tolkien is incredibly clear that he didnāt fall to darkness and he made an honest mistake, and on top of that he was captured in SA 1695 but probably died in SA 1697 which means he might have been tortured for two years and still didnāt give up the locations of the Three which means he was dedicated to outlasting his tormentor, and I donāt know to discount all the good things he did in favor of a weird video game backstory seems cheap and cruel to his character.
One of my biggest literary pet peeves is when historical or history-inspired fiction pretends that "courting" is a synonym for "dating". Usually it's just a one-to-one word swap--in a modern context, these characters would be dating, but this is olden times, so they call it courting instead. Sometimes they'll pretend there's a shade of difference, and that courting is a more serious exploration of marriage or something. But I read a lot of fiction that was actually written during these historical eras, and the word "courting" is never used like that.
Two people do not decide that they are "courting". One person decides to "court" someone else. It's an action, not a stage in the relationship. A man decides to court a woman because he wants to encourage her to have romantic interest in him. He's trying to win her favor. It's not an exclusive relationship--a woman could be courted by multiple men at once. She'll spend time getting to know the guy who's interested in her, but they won't officially define their relationship as one where they only show romantic interest in each other. If they reach a point where they want it to be exclusive, that's when you propose.
There's no middle ground--either you're getting to know each other, or you're committed to marrying each other. This idea of a period where you kind of commit to each other until you decide you definitely want to get married is a modern one, and it occurs in eras where they use the word "dating" to describe it. The closest equivalent I can think of are times and places where they'd talk about a couple "stepping out together", but they're still not calling it "courting". Words have meaning, and the word "courting" has never meant that, so stop using it that way!
the other mild historical disjoint i run into is when people talk about dating in the fifties like it automatically meant exclusivity. the whole reason we have the expression "going steady" is because the default was to or "go around with" or "go out with" multiple people. not in the sense of being in a stable polyamorous vee, but in the sense that archie is actively "seeing" both betty and veronica during the entire time the two girls are competing for his attention and they're both seeing other guys to make him jealous, and nobody involved considers this "cheating."
bizarrely, America has in many ways gotten more conservative about dating since World War II.
I ran into a truly wild cultural misunderstanding with my father some years ago, when I had to explain to him what āhookup cultureā actually was, and that the thing he assumed it was was actually what we call ācruising cultureā. His response was āhow is that different from dating?ā and when I explained how it was different, he said, and please note that this a direct quote: āThatās ridiculous! You canāt expect a woman to stop fooling around with other guys for anything less than a marriage proposal. I mean, sheās not a prostitute, you canāt buy her.ā Now obviously thereās like⦠a lot to unpack there, but I think itās pretty darn illustrative of a substantive cultural shift around the assumption of monogamy!
Also, following this, I asked my mom what her thoughts were on the matter, and she said that while she āwouldnāt put it in those termsā she broadly agreed, and thought that anyone expecting any sort of exclusivity when a marriage proposal wasnāt at least on the very immanent horizon was ānuts, honestly.ā I hesitantly asked if she was including relationships with premarital sexual activity in that, and her response was āOf course. I mean, gosh, you know your Aunt Terri used to have a guy for every day of the week before she finally settled down.ā
And this was when I learned, to my shock, that the oft-repeated story of how āAunt Terri used to have a guy for every day of the weekā didnāt just mean āAunt Terri had a full dance cardā but rather meant that Aunt Terri had a period of her life where she literally dated exactly seven guys at once, all of whom she was sleeping with (or, my mom was quick to disclaim, āwell, fooling around with, I donāt know how far she actually went with any of them, but they were definitely all fooling around behind closed doorsā), on a literal weekly rotation. Like, they had a schedule. A schedule that all seven of the guys knew.
America has gotten a lot more conservative about dating, actually.
gotta be honest I think a REAL juicy dynamic is when someone has a True Love and a Soulmate and they are two different people
see this person is the love of my life I would follow them anywhere every day is brighter for having them in it. and THIS bastard shares a soul with me we'll find each other in every universe and understand each other in ways no other living being could. neither of us are particularly thrilled about this
she's platonic about it but in my opinion, stratt 100% treats grace as her dead wife. she keeps a tacky fox trinket in her coat pocket. there's a framed photo of him in her study . he's grinning goofily in it (bc he's a dork). new guy like: is that her husband? / no, dumbass, it's dr. ryland grace, 1/3 of the hail mary mission. / oh, fuck. were they... ? / yeah, it's unclear. black-and-white montages of grace messing around in high-level meetings play every time stratt contemplates committing more environmental crimes. she looks up at the night sky and vaguely wonders if he's enjoying his space ramen. that's her dead wife. she killed him.

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you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling
Hi! I really love a lot of your Fucked Up One Piece stuff! Romance that is Actually Horror is so fun! I was wondering if you had any snippets of Loving Parenting that is Actually Horror- specifically anything with Luffy in the undead/shadow Lili AU or the Ginny lives AU (with Bonney maybe(?!)) Ideally for me itās if the characters are old enough/aware enough to realise how Weird Imu is, but Dragonās POV of the same would also be so fun! Or Imuās PoV! Or Ginnys in the Ginny lives AU! Or⦠okay I donāt think PoV is going to stop me finding it great no matter what š
Sometimes, Luffy has weird dreams.
He didn't know the dreams were weird, until he and Ace and Sabo were talking about dreams and he brought up his and Ace went "What the fuck" and Sabo went "Why are your dreams like that?!" Because they've never ever had any dreams like Luffy's.
The dreams are full of dark, night dark. Sometimes there's almost words, sometimes there isn't. Sometimes there's snake hissing, sometimes there's bird chirping instead.
What's always the same is the pressure. Like when he's punching his way out of an alligator that's swallowed him, or that one time when some trash fell on top of him at Gray Terminal. Pushing down on his chest, making it hard to breath.
Until he wakes up, swallowing up gulps of air until he burps loud and hard from it.
He's had the dreams forever and they're probably gonna stay forever. That's just how it is. Ace and Sabo had asked him before, what caused them, hands on their pipes, eyes all serious. All he could do was shrug and say "I don't know." Because he doesn't.
But he has the dreams and they don't go away and he wakes up sucking in air. Ace and Sabo are there, so he doesn't wake up alone anymore and that's good.
Giggling, delighted, kicking my legs in the air āØāØ