boohoo bisexual gaga

they've cancelled deltarune part 5 to funnel all remaining funds into producing a lancer themed bouncy ball

i think out of disrespect we should just start using "spamtenna moment" as shorthand for when a nothing tier yaoi ships between side characters somehow manages to eclipse in fandom popularity all of the central character relations of both the main cast and the rest of the side characters that aren't men. i think this should become such a widespread and entrenched form of fandom lingo for insulting ships that the next generation of teens will grow up understanding its meaning and not its origins in the same way teens of my generation used adjective!character parlance long before ever learning what bang paths were.

oh my god has anyone posted here yet about the spamton incident that just happened on the DUMB

okay i'm realizing that this sounds like a joke so i need to clarify that it's not. this is something that actually happened on the deltarune unofficial messageboard. someone discovered an exploit involving the forum's shop where you spend dark dollars, in which you could take the link to buy an item and embed that page into your comment, making it so anyone who saw your comment would buy that item. so they created an alt named after spamton, took the Billion Dollar Mystery Ball link and embedded it into spamton's forum signature, making it so that anyone who saw his comment would buy a billion dollar item instantly

i hope spamton marries a woman in deltarune chapter 5

i wanted to add that i hope she kills him too but that would just add fuel to the spamtenna fire because there would be fix-it fics where tenna saves him from his toxic marriage or something. so i hope spamton finds sweet tender love with this woman. to the point that shipping him with somebody else would be considered offensive