Oh my fucking god I forgot to stay silly

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

it’ll be fine I just have to be a shaking terrified animal about it

unless they specifically asked, you don’t get to tell a fanfic writer you think they mischaracterized the character by the way. because the second someone writes a fanfic about a character, that character becomes the writer’s own version of the character. canon is only a suggestion, but whether or not an author will follow it / how much of canon an author will take is entirely up to them. you don’t get to stick your nose in their world and tell them “hey this is not to my liking therefore I think you’re doing it wrong” when you can simply leave quietly and move on to something else you may enjoy

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Tuesday hard

Celibacy Wednesday

Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Thursday hard

i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now

Sighh...

I said sighhh...

What's wrong king?

Leave me alone. I don't want to talk about it.

Sigh

i love it when a story presents me with a woman who is a freakweirdo

fucking whatever man. [my plumbob changes from green to red instantly]

LITERALLY SO STUNNING ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 THANK YOU AGAIN !!