she tintang on my wallawalla till i bingbang

cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach

Peeing

Again with this

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.

You know they say it’s not the heat that’ll get you it’s the strong as fuck ice mummy

And when we needed him most the strong as fuck ice mummy abandoned us

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

did you guys hear about the psychic air freshener

it makes scents when you think about it

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

Everyone. Get jiggy with it. Now

does any one want to play toys with me

ohhh boy this is the most fun i’ve had

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you