I don’t have rizz I’m just nice and weird

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

it must feel good as fuck to be a dragon and contort your long snakelike body into a billion weird random loops in midair for no reason

Is that a swarm of locust in your pants or are your dick and balls just heralding the end of days

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

maybe there is no best version of myself. just me, right now, vulnerable and tired and hopeful, willing to show up regardless of what it looks like.

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious