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my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing
when i was super depressed - like struggling to eat anything barely able to get out of bed to pee depressed - my good friend asked me every day to send her a picture of me holding a leaf and a picture of a meal i was eating and it helped me significantly
(also, she was never judgey - if my meal was a single potato chip she would simply say good job eating a potato chip today <3 )
which is to say, i agree proof of touch grass is a good idea for online spaces
This kinda required my brain a bit
This MV left me FLOORED

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& fish for slapping men, of course 🐟🐠🐟🐠
My Shanecanon (my Shanon, if you will) is that the only kid over the age of 2 that Shane actually clicks with is Arthur Pike because Arthur knows how to play Legos correctly and they can sit together and build perfectly colour coded towers in complete silence while Ruby is making Ilya pretend to be a wounded horse from the Civil War
Heated Rivalry Hangover AU inspired by this post except it’s an all-star weekend gone wrong. Cliff wakes up in a penthouse suite with a headache from hell, Hayes snoring somewhere in the vicinity, Haas face-down on the carpet but most notably no Roz. Which is quite concerning because Cliff definitely remembers the four of them getting drunk together. Like aggressively irresponsibly drunk!!! but that’s not even the weird part. No, the weird part is:
Shane Hollander is asleep on the couch. SHANE HOLLANDER. Canada’s golden boy. Mr. media-trained, never-out-of-line, does-not-get-wasted-at-all-star-weekends Shane Hollander.
he is wearing Ilya’s shirt. but not just any shirt. no, that shirt. The leopard one.
he is, for reasons Cliff cannot begin to unpack, cuddling Svetlana Vetrov?????
Cliff did not even know Svetlana was in the middle of fuck-nowhere Ohio!!!
Cue: Ilya’s friends + rival (???) forming the world’s most dysfunctional search party trying to figure out where the hell their captain/ex-captain/best friend/rival went
And for SOME REASON Hollander is the most invested person in finding Ilya?? All of this would be less suspicious if he wasn’t:
still wearing Ilya’s shirt
refusing to explain why
acting like he personally misplaced a husband
and Cliff, hungover and barely clinging to reality, is so close to cracking the real case here:
Shane Hollander’s biggest secret!!!!
obviously
Canada's Golden Boy!!! is having a secret affair with one sexy russian!!!Oh Ilya will kill Hollander for having a situationship with Svetlana!!! Non of the Bosten boy where even allowed to look at her!!!
I think "The Hangover" movies would work better as a whole movie genre. The beginning is always the same: group of friends wake up hungover as hell, to start figuring out what the hell happened last night. Turns out a lot happened. As a tradition of the genre, there's always an animal in the house that has no logical reason to be there.
But get this: The same premise every time, but in wildly different times and places. Victorian England, the gentlemen went fuckshit with some nice sherry, wrote some questionable letters, worked together to compose an absolutely idiotic thinkpiece essay and sent it to the local newsprint (the publishing of it must be stopped) and for some reason there's an ostrich.
A troupe of travelling performers in the late Kofun period wake up in the stables of an inn, and the main plot point is the little beast sleeping on someone's chest. None of them have ever seen a cat before, but one knows enough to tell that those are imperial pets, and whoever's fucking cat that is will both be capable and willing to kill whoever stole it. So they'd better fucking return it.
A Tepehuan group of youths find themselves way out of the place that they last remember they had been, for some reason someone's balls have been shaved and painted red, and the strange out of place animal sleeping at their makeshift campsite is some random swedish guy. The spaniards don't seem to know how the fuck he ended up there, either, but they clearly do not have a mutual language with each other.

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Happy year of the horse, have a little soda-fired horse stampede
You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*
fall in love again and again...
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That was delicious. I genuinely don't think I've seen anyone line up those scene parallels so well before. This was a perfect snapshot of every branch, rock, and mattress they hit on their way down
reasons shane and ilya should be evenly matched in size, height, weight, build, strength, athleticism, etc. in canon and in fanon
i find it hot
they’re comparable generationally talented first line center professional hockey players
positioning shane as smaller/shorter/daintier than his white dom top boyfriend perpetuates racial, gender, and sexual stereotypes
i personally find it REALLY hot
when he chooses to, shane can physically overpower ilya (hockey, shoving ilya into walls i.e. vegas rooftop and stairwell scenes) but when he wants to submit in bed, he allows himself to be pushed, carried, held down, etc. because they both like it and want it
feminist scholar jane ward: "queer circuits of desire do not rely on the erotic encounter of opposites"
they can wear each other's clothes in a cozy boyfriend hoodie "give. i miss your boring laundry smell" "why the fuck are all your clothes dry clean hand wash only" long distance yearning way or post-game sweat damp base layer horny way or "gross now i have cum on my sweats i'm stealing yours" "okei yay ♥" fondly annoyed way
in conclusion have i mentioned i think it’s really hot

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Heated Rivalry AU where Ilya dips out early from a post-game party with Boston, and someone gets the idea to put on a Hollonov compilation as a joke.
The whole team settles in with rapt attention, ready to roast the shit out of Roz over it via group chat, only to see. Well. It's a series of interview clips over the years. It's made up exclusively of three things. One, clips of Hollander "stealing" linguistically challenging questions that the whole team knows Rozanov hates. Two, clips of Rozanov derailing questions that are about Hollander's "representation of his community," which gossip on the street says makes Hollander uncomfortable. Three, Hollander and Rozanov commenting individually on the rivalry, with vicious comments such as. "He's of course a great player, but he'll find us difficult to beat." Such fire in Rozanov's comments are especially damning, given his whole chirp-king-schtick. The video editor, with all the obsession and perception of a true fangirl, makes sure to circle every instance where you can see the shadow of Hollander and Rozanov pressing their feet together - and in one instance holding hands - beneath the interview table. (You wouldn't see it unless you're looking for it - or unless someone circles it in red for you.)
The video finishes, and the team sits in a kind of shocked silence as the next video auto-plays. This one is a compilation of Rozanov chirping Hollander on the ice. Here, the editor has helpfully drawn an arrow to Hollander's face whenever he blushes. The editor has also inserted text overlays with comments like. "Look at how fiercely Rozanov insults his rival." And then puts smaller arrows pointing to Roz's body language, with helpful texts like "excited wiggle indicating absolute fury," and "besotted grin indicating deep hatred." The sarcasm is distressingly accurate in its point.
(Listen, the whole team knows what Roz looks like when he's chirping someone. This - this is not it. This is not it at all. This is him when he's being silly with people he really likes. What is going on.)
The video finishes, and this time someone has the presence of mind to stop the auto-play before another mind-breaking thing comes up.
Someone else, trying to lighten the silence with a joke, and maybe dismiss it all as a fever dream, says, "Montreal Jane? More like Montreal Shane, am I right?"
And. Well.
Once it's out there, there's no coming back from it.
Cliff asks aloud, to no one in particular, "Are we just stupid?"
I know for a fact they are biting tf out of each other