Peehands

"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure

"ooh you hate cops but who are you gonna call when you get robbed?" uhhhhh your moms house? a great tragedy has befallen me and i need to have sex immediately

Every year, this post surprises me and I laugh.

The fact that the government can say youre not too disabled to work while jobs wont hire you because youre too disabled is like pure evil tbqh

People think were so fucking lazy but most disabled people i know literally sacrifice their health to survive

as a kid, i used to think that telekinesis really was possible if you could focus all of your brainpower to it. obviously, i was a fucking stupid little kid.

too stupid to unlock telekinesis like everyone else apparently lmaooo

She's looking out for you. Don't kill yourself for a company that defines you as an asset