Waffle House Fight Club

many things wrong with me. well at least i'm bisexual.

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

im a simple man i like when things are shaped like other things. stool shaped like a mushroom. pillows shaped like fruit. salt and pepper shaker shaped like two friends hugging. in my ideal world i will have a house stocked entirely with novelty objects shaped like other objects and it will be beautiful.

Sending love to those desperately trying to find their spark again.

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)

Bloodied man losing a fight, voice broken with arousal: “Oh, you’re good”

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

id be unstoppable if it wasn't for the evil brain disorder

oh you're touch starved? here eat up *fucking punches you*