Waffle House Fight Club

many things wrong with me. well at least i'm bisexual.

guy who really likes bagels: hmmm... i bagely remember that...

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

It's such a disappointment that tearing someone's throat out with your teeth kills them. Sex would be so much more fun if we could maul each other and come back from it.

The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach