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i’m not even kidding when i say there is this statue on a square here that’s supposed to be santa claus with a christmas tree but everyone calls it the buttplug gnome

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sivi met his granddaughter tonight

he did not like it

boxheadpaint

not a single happy camper in this image

intriga-hounds

update

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I’m crying over this picture

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laughoutloud-club

Guess the country.

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funkyfunderberker

fished through my tumblr over dinner tonight to find this post bc i quote it all the time and i wanted to show my pal who’s a twin. his face fell. “that’s us”

his eyes were bloodshot and his mouth agape. i think he’s just in awe at how funny it is and i go “lol who’s sniff and who’s whimper” and he goes. “no. THAT’S US.”

called his brother to get here asap with the hard drives of the day they were born, spent the next hour doing a deep dive to find the source of this image and analyzing the video. the only differences are the sheet and crib they’re in but we think they may have been moved to a secondary location between the video and this image because their features are identical and the hats are the EXACT same down to how they’re resting on their heads, and they were not provided by the hospital.

i quote sniff and whimper every day. i show everybody i know this gif i think it is that funny. my friend and i were laying on the ground like two hours before dinner going “i’m sniff..” “i’m whimper!” in little voices.

i fucking know sniff and whimper. i’ve known sniff and whimper all along.

#so many things about these pictures are chaotic #I want to be everyone’s friend in this

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evalkyrie

I will slip through the space between your cells and enter your body and I won't be identified as a threat because I'm making out with your white blood cells (I call them babygirl) then when you least expect it I crawl into your brain and then I freak it

evalkyrie

I made this post about myself but I accidentally perfectly described how the rabies virus works

depsidase

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str0kethebigtree-deactivated202

trans girl who is easily tricked into showing ppl her boobs bc she's just got them in and she's really proud of them and she isn't good with the concept of oversharing

pastebun

fighting for their fucking life

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trans-girl-nausicaa

being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.

trans-girl-nausicaa

the bosses are allowed creampie while the workers are punished for a simple little hickey. in this essay i will examine sexual politics through the lens of Marxian analysi-

andhumanslovedstories

Unfortunately spam email subject lines is the only valid form of modern poetry

anonymousalchemist

Literally every problem in my life would be solved if it was socially acceptable to go outside looking like this

anonymousalchemist

my brother in christ i am an attorney

zsnes

online posting is like military combat and im the brave general and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches

chronicgoth

Tranch

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Tranch

zsnes

im sending you both on a mission into enemy territory and i dont expect either of you to return

falseficus

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

falseficus

cruelty

vietnyamese

slutty urchins banished to the whore chamber

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Post that stares at gay people who are having it rough right now and really deserve some love & affection

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