A Salty Avacado

I've only ever seen edits of this image until now

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

but i will

but i will

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

"imagine showing insert blank to a medieval peasant they'd die lol" personally i think if i saw the medieval peasant's night sky i'd start crying and never stop

Tactical reloading of things that don’t need tactical reloads

I lost it at the toaster and couldn't make it past the smoke detector before reblogging

This is so satisfying to watch—

✨~NICE CAULK~✨

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

Reblog if you're overworked and underfucked

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

i have a suggestion

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

sorry I thought you were someone else