SPACE COWBOY

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

thank you solid snake

thank you solid snake

thank you solid snake

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

go outside and try to suplex a bird

tell me how bug resists fighting

go outside and try to suplex a bug

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

When you say "Shakespearean" you mean everybody dies at the end. When I say "Shakespearean" I mean interrupting the lead-in to the climactic scene to burn five solid minutes doing a 4/10 bit where two characters argue about the definition of a word.

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

ALSO! red light doesn’t fuck up human night vision much so you can go in and out of lit areas without readjusting

i legit miss red lights in cars and appliances n stuff. red city lighting is goated

I used to have a red lens for my head lamp because when stargazing/doing telescope astronomy you sometimes need to read something/write in a notebook/whatever, you didn't want to turn a light on, blind yourself, and then spend another five minutes adjusting back. Similarly useful for camping!

Warning: advice that "you have to leave your comfort zone to grow" is meant for people who are IN their comfort zone the majority of the time. If you rarely/never feel comfortable and safe, you actually need to get more comfortable and safe before you can grow 👍

you need to oscillate between your comfort zone and your discomfort zone, like going between a sauna and a icy lake

Wednesday devoured, Thursday all that remains.