MOVED TO worldssilliestserpent!

I tried making a post about Adam/body positivity and tumblr flagged it twice and denied my appeal when I tried to submit one

If anything it'd be clear that Adam sees cherubs as beneath him, pesky little flittering animals who wont shut up about the beauty of life, ultimately he would ignore them for the most part, but he obviously would take advantage of their pure kindness and find ways to mess with them if they annoy him

I can see him holding one like a teddy bear and mocking them for how small they are hahaha

But imagine he does end up getting his hands on a cherub, how do you think an interaction like that would go?

I know some people are hoping for me to take this in a certain direction, buuuuut-

Adam would totally slam dunk a cherub into a basketball net.

I'm not sure what else to say. Like you said, he'd view them as lesser beings, unworthy of respect.

List of other things he'd do to cherubs:

Tie them to the grill of a truck.

Kick 'em like a football.

Use them as a footstool.

Make them do math homework.

Force them to cook for him (its all just ribs, baby).

Steal their lunch money.

Frame them for shit he did.

Make one unknowingly eat the meat of their own species (example: deer cherub tricked into eating a venison burger).

It probably gets worse from there.