Screaming Into The Void

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

just learned that my friend’s sister likes to learn what cologne her boyfriends’ dads wear and then buy it and layer it with her perfume when they’re having sex to create a Freudian effect. omg

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

I was so caught up in the joy of space travel for a moment I lived in a world where anti-Roma and Traveller racism doesn't exist

now that I'm thinking about this, hey George Lucas what's up with the Jawas

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

may i make a suggestion

“Would you block someone just for disagreeing with you?” Pal, I’ll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.

Th oceangate submersible should've happened in like 1980 so that mythbusters would test it out with pig carcasses

It’s a shame that walkable cities will require tracking cars that enter city limits and exploding them with a bazooka but policy requires trade-offs

there's like three crash bandicoot artists left on this site and crash bandicoot is a pretty dead fandom so I like to imagine that every time I reblog some Coco art they're scared shitless by my 60,000 follower bullshit