Death By Life

Tumblr is a wonderful place to meet new buddies and aquaintences

i eat cans

Kinda cool

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

There’s more!

I love.

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

Nearing on 375K Notes!!! What in the Paleolithic are y'all gonna do when they top 400K?!

cry, probably

Reblogging to get you one note closer to crossing the 400k mark!

IT’S TIME

I came for the dino stayed for the #cursed biology tags

This is why Tumblr.

i had 😁 another Bad Thought 😁

*slowly backing away*

the Great Gatsby eyes of god billboard but with an ahegao face

I’m having emotions at this artwork. It’s caught between fright and awe; fascination and fear.

He got two horns tho

noo

how is angry birds collecting sexual orientation data? how do these birds know im gay

Bro they fuckin snitched on us 

The birds work for the bourgeoisie

backwards trope you fake breakup and realise maybe this is better

arranged divorce

you have increasingly terrible visits to a coffee shop centered on interactions with one barista until eventually one of you snaps and kills the other and one of the other baristas throws their hands in the air and says FINALLY i thought you guys would never figure it out

you are snowed out. you die of hypothermia

Enemies to angrier enemies.

There are so many beds

Abstinence Pollen

Mutual genuinely hoping the other isn’t pining

Sick day where they both make each other either sick or sicker

Mutual pining but they both fall out of love instead

SHE DOES NOW