A "Mondo Cool" blog

cities breaking down on a camels back

when you get off work and youre excited to relax with your friends and have a good time but theyre all roasting you and you dont feel like they even like having you around because youre insecure but really its just all in good fun

When Iran refers to the US and Israel as Great Satan and Little Satan respectively, this is why

The response has it all, the lack of reading comprehension, bothsideism, the orientalism, "protests" lol, the complete disregard for established facts presented by two belligerent parties, the complete lack of understanding behind the historical and present material conditions in Iran by blaming the IR instead of the instigators behind said "hunger", and the attempt to manufacture consent for war. Just a useless liberal throwing a tantrum and regurgitating state department pr, that's it

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

thats right

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

soimething purple just happened

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

Walk Like No One Is Driving