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Charlie: Bro, you remember when you were saying how weird Dean and Cas are about each other?

Sam: Ugh don’t remind me.

Charlie: No listen dude you GOTTA see this, it’s insane, Dean’s actually gone crazy. Look, just watch this. DEAN!

Dean: *halfway through cooking dinner, stupid pink apron on, flour on his face* Yeah?

Charlie: What you cooking?

Dean: Burgers obviously, I only cook like three things. *pause* Oh, and that honey cake I wanted Cas to try, you know, the one thats pretty basic ingredients wise so he’s not “overwhelmed by the molecules”

Sam: oh come on! You can’t make vegetarian stuff when I ask you to but you can bake Cas a honey cake?? *to Charlie* yeah I see what you mean.

Charlie: *to Sam* I haven’t even showed you yet. Watch this. *to Dean* Yo big D, where is it Cas was going to?

Dean: huh?

Charlie: This morning, when he left with a duffle bag full of stuff, he said he’d be back in like three weeks?

Dean: *suddenly overcome with what can only be described as grief* He.. left?. Uh, I should um- you know what? Let’s do pizza tonight yeah? Cooking is a stupid fucking thing to do anyway. *pause* Sammy, got any cases?

Sam: erm, no? We agreed we were talking a few weeks off to heal up?

Dean: Right, yeah, course, well let me know anyway cause I feel like I need to hunt something.

Charlie: *sneakily phones Cas* oh look, Cas is calling me!

Dean: *literally jumping for the phone and answering for her* Cas? Buddy where are you? Red says you left this morning? *pause* Bringing stuff through to Jodi’s for Jack? *glares at Charlie* When will you be back though cause I- a few hours, oh okay. *glaring intensifies* No i wasn’t worried- Cas, I was not worried I was just… I’m going now. Yeah see you later Bud, uh huh I miss you too. Okay bye. *turning to Charlie* you bitch, you knew he wasn’t leaving, that isn’t funny!

Charlie: *crying with laugher* “No I wasn’t worried” dude you hijacked my phone!

Dean: I swear to god- you know what, no burgers for you!

Sam: so now we’re having burgers again?

Dean: Yeah. Changed my mind, don’t feel like cheap pizza. *leaves*

Sam: Holy shit.

Charlie: They’re clinically insane.

“You have me confused with the other angel. You know the one in the dirty trenchcoat who’s in love with you?”

“The very touch of you corrupts. When Castiel first laid a hand on you in hell, he was lost.”

“He’s in love. With “humanity.””

“And we gave you our trust. Don’t lose it over one man.”

“I love you.”

5.13 The Song Remains the Same