might not our eyes adjust to the dark?

john kramer would be the worst person to get stoned with like sure he’s got a medical marijuana prescription in 2004 but he’s going to get you wizard high and then whip out the jigsaw voice changer and start asking you if you really still believe you’re a good person after everything you’ve done. and then he won’t even pay you back for the pizza.

“hello mark, i’d like to play a game. the joint you’re smoking has been laced with a neurotoxin, and the antidote is– nah i’m just fucking with you hoffman, turn on mystery science theater.”

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mfs be like it gets better no bitch that lil voice in ur head tht wants u to jump off a building never leaves it just grows like mold internally

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go