I was so weirdly astonished by this video

i think some of you need to be put on an alaskan crab fishing boat and sent out to sea

No dog enemies in games ever. Thank you.

"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

Damn, what a fucking week (me at 11:35am on a Monday)

she move like a bacteria

once again thinking about this guy at the pigeon museum who was giving a little presentation about pigeon mating habits or something, and takes one look at me and my partner and immediately goes "oh and pigeons can be GAY, too!!!"

Gnomeo and Juliet AU where they’re humans living in 14th century Italy

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real

snakes lay eggs? that’s stupid. i literally know snakes just appear. Ok?

Certified Pliny The Elder Post