Parker

posting this again cause now its actually true

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

"We're not saying trans men experience no oppression, but they are privileged over trans women because oppression against trans men isn't as severe as against trans women." Even if we took this argument as true- it's not- it would still be a misuse of the word "privilege." Privilege isn't "being less oppressed." Privilege is "benefitting from the oppression of another group." Trans men don't benefit from transphobia, misogyny, or transmisogyny; they are victimized by the former two, and the latter is a combination of the former two things that victimize them. Trans men are not privileged over trans women, even if we were to concede that they weren't "as oppressed" as trans women.

“Where are the trans men in history?” See. When you're born a gender that was forcefully married off, who had to live most of their life indoors, when you had to raise children, and had a lobotomy if your family thought you were a tad too odd, it's kinda hard to come out as a trans man now ain't it.

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

obliterate the concept of "spoiling" a child. excise it from your lexicon like a cancer. that is some "the opposite of sin is suffering" Puritan ass bullshit. it is not possible to ruin a person through an overabundance of kindness.

You all need to understand that autonomy and especially bodily autonomy NEEDS to include being allowed to do things that are bad for you. True bodily autonomy includes being allowed to do things that are risky, drugs, cosmetic procedures and the like. Bodily autonomy needs to include being allowed to get high or smoke or get a BBL. The important part is education about the risks

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

sorry (not) to the people i offended by saying "zionism is bad" and "free palestine". to clarify, i am against antisemitism. i am just also against the united states-backed genocide of brown people in palestine, and would be even if it wasnt israel. hope this helps?

question. why do you have 7 featureless grey monoliths in your driveway

There's eight actually but the last one is still in the garage

question. why do you have eight featureless grey monoliths

They're actually a really dark purple

question. why do you have seven featureless really dark purple monoliths in your driveway and an eighth in the garage

Some of them do have features though. There's holes and hinges and stuff, so I can put secrets in em

question. why do you have 8 really dark purple occasionally featureful monoliths

The heart wants what the heart wants

this reads like a muppet sketch

You're not wrong

Sometimes posts just, have olde tumblr post energy. And ya gotta live wit dat.

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Feels sooo stupid to say but fuuuuck I wish I was a person that people wanted to like. invite out to things invite to hang out ask to spend time with. fuuuuuuuck. what’s so wrong with kite huh. Huh