a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.

having a younger sibling is so embarrassing iwouldnt stoop this low for anyone but her im like quadruple texting "JUST TELL ME IF YOU WANT TO GO TO THE AQUARIUM ON DECEMBER 29TH SO I CAN GET TICKETS" and she leaves me on read 10000 times.

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

#bymyselfmaxxing

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

LGBT = Let's Do Epic Shit

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

You’re cute but can me and my friend rub our dicks together inside you?

no you cannot #tight

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

I would have said clit if I was her

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

feminism is about blunts and weed. its about smoking marijuana, and as much of it as you can get your hands on