we ballin

Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!

i love bald women

let's replace veterans day with bald women day

Looks down and smiles lovingly at my boobs

Looks up and smiles smilingly at your boobs

Looks at the cave wall and smiles allegorically at the shadow of your boobs

youd look cuter with bitemarks

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

since nobody wants me i should jsut go to the burlap buddy race and hop somewhere far away

forced caretaking as a trope i think is like cocaine to people who know they need to be taken care of but have mental blocks in the way like yeah please do gently force me into a state of vulnerability so my body learns it is a safe thing to feel around you

This has gotta be a hit with the girlies who have always wanted something terrible to happen to them just so people realize they're in more misery than their outward appearance lets on

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Now make your feminine lesbians dark skinned.

I wish ceramics was a required course for school so we would have more creations like this

Cant forget my final words were aint no comback gonna come my way since im done for good nobody will see me no more since im fucked for good because im finished and its all i got so im badly over for good

NOBODY HELPS ME