ayy lmao

beautiful weather for girls who love frogs, worms, leeches, snails, and other such creatures

I've just found the single most homoerotic piece of LOTR art ever who wants to see

Um, YES?

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

in the club being rejected by women and saying stuff like "so be it"

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

I showed this to my husband and he said he wants four mugs like this in various states of eaten, so he can swap when no one’s looking and make it look like he’s actually eating it.

the musical STARTS with hades looking back btw. “you’re early” “i missed you” is hades looking back. is anybody listening. orpheus is told he can’t look back because hades knows he will because hades can’t stop himself from looking back. and that’s why the world is out of tune.

All aboard!