weāre on our way to ā HOLY SHIT.
she preferred hanging out with dead people.
please, help me!
he keeps on hitting me!
the princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven koopa hotels.
thatās just a big dead guy!
is there something behind me? Ā i have the feeling iām being watched.
by the time you read this, iāll be dead.
mmm, whatcha say?
what the fuckās a terrorist?
youāre free!
iāve gone rogue, ______. Ā tryna figure my own way.
they experimented on me!
iām finally fucking free! Ā please, donāt put me back in an enclosed space! Ā itāll kill me!
todayās the time to chill.
look at all this money!
IS THAT A GHOST?!
you know that is immensely problematic.
did you see that āover the hedgeā movie?
heās really hot!
i know that sharktale had a really good game for the ps2.
get the fuck out of here.
what the fuck ā what?
i need to be with you, ______.
there are genocides happening!
iām not wearing pants.
______, HELP ME!
i abandoned him in the snowy countryside hoping heād never return. Ā ______, you need to finish the job.
you thought that you could save your friendā¦but unfortunately, itās too late.
i had to do to him what you wouldnāt.
you son of a bitch!
and then WE can be together! Ā yes! Ā forever, ______!
fineā¦iāll do whatever you say.
iām still alive, but i donāt have much time left!
i need you to get me some ice cream.
anyway, iām about to die.
everythingās a conspiracy! Ā havenāt you ever seen the government?
iām sorry? Ā can you do that again?
itās just me against the worldā¦
STUNNING!
i killed you instead.
iām jiggling up a storm.
oh, wow, okay. Ā thatās not what i expected you to sound like. Ā judge a book by itās coverā¦i guess.
iām gonna kill you, now. Ā iām gonna kill you.
put an end to this, ______!
well, thanks for that, i guess.
no, ______ā¦youāre ______, remember?
whoās ______?
apparently iām german.
iām undead.
thereās birds everywhere. Ā so i decided to kill all birds.
hello, ______. Ā itās me. Ā did you miss me?
what did you do to ______?
am i free?
weāll never be free so long as corporations control the government!
there is no freedom under capitalism!
thatās right. Ā capitalism has finally shown itās horrid face, and itās the face of birds. Ā weāre talkinā bird capitalism, baby.
i have to kill you.
and i need you alive.
it was a hamilton reference.
whoa, youāre my mom?
GEORGE WASHINGTON IS MY GRANDMA!
what the history books didnāt tell youā¦benjamin franklin and george washingtonā¦were lesbian lovers.
______ and ______ were lesbian lovers.
now that iāve facilitated the cover up of the lesbian relationship between benjamin franklin and george washington, my plan is almost complete!
i donāt have many things to do with my time. Ā iām very bored.
i figured iād do a lot of complicated, vaguely evil things and hope it inconveniences you.
but you havenāt killed the truth.
as we all know, the truthā¦is lava - proof.
so i finally did it. Ā i destroyed the truth.
but what was there left but to live a lie?
my friendsā¦betrayed me.
speak softly and carry a big gun.
you know nothing!
see you laterā¦alligator.
wait! Ā no! Ā fuck you! Ā BITCH!
awesome. Ā great. Ā i was here.
choking on your alibis!