so blessed to live in a time when saying "the gay vampire show" does not immediately clarify which show you are referring to

never beating the only capable of doing one task a day allegations

Twitter: what level of enshittification are you on? Tumblr: I dunno, 4, maybe 5? We took away the ability to easily go directly to an individual post off the dashboard and we're still trying to Pivot to Streaming Twitter: you are like little baby. watch this Twitter: [BANS READING POSTS]

Hi Elon: please add a decreasing counter bar in the corner of the screen so I know how many posts left I can view. Because having a health bar on twitter would be the only funny thing you can do right now

haute couture

@mvmvmvm

I’ve literally seen Riker do all of these

depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...

biden's day-one executive orders are literally just him whipping out a pen and going "..............anyway.."