Garashir trash 🦎

Reanimator is so good... The Evil toxic Yaoi, the gore, the green. Perfect

i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of ‘what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as ‘the evil ones’ and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it’s a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it’s not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don’t think about it’ and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes

DO NOT. Take inspiration from my art. Let it linger not in your mind for more than an instant, lest my intellectual property is stolen away by your greedy consciousness and my soon-to-be-successful business enterprise is thus killed in the womb. Let my art pass before your glazed eyes without so much as a stirring of emotion, a moment of reflection. See and feel nothing. Crawl through this world on your belly, sightless and thoughtless like a worm. Reblogs > Likes.

richard bashir: don’t worry julian, your mother and I will never tell anyone our massive illegal secret about how you’re genetically-enhanced. I’m saying this out loud to emphasize the fact which the three of us already know and shouldn’t mention out loud in public regardless of if the room appears to be empty. No one will find out, we promise. Goodbye, son who has a curiously indifferent expression to the massive illegal secret news we just said out loud.

That is Perfect bro

literally so stunning i cried real tears

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

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people who don't follow baseball are missing out they don't even know about the mariners etsy witch

heyy guys you might have noticed that this blog is dead as fuck. i miss running it very much, and i still fucking love star trek, but i just don't have the time to watch trek slowly and deliberately to pick out my favorite moments anymore. so i guess, this is the moment where i finally ask: does anyone want to take over running this blog? i would love for it to go on, and would ask you to continue its theme (unedited trek screencaps, basically). if you're interested or have questions feel free to dm me here or on @green-mug-tomato-juice. reblogs are appreciated for visibility. thank you so much everyone for the wonderful time i had here, star trek and its tumblr fandom is so dear to me forever and ever!

The real reason garak got exiled was for doing drag under the name Gulp DuCock