🎶Anna🎶

your cat was an honor to see in the window

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

you may ask yourself, what? and you may ask yourself, huh?????

funniest possible singular sentence in the english language has already been conceived n it's the first line of the tardis wiki article on "sex"