🎶Anna🎶

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

GET BACK TO WORK

your cat was an honor to see in the window

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"