wizard time

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

my least favorite kind of author self-insert is the tiny irrelevant pervert creature

Yoda

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

i wonder if this person still thinks taylor swift is chic

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

Now, your resume says you spent seven years as a “sex wizard”

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

Digital painting by Cassie Allis

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go