living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

fellas is it gay to go across the country with another man just to help him regain his ability to walk, teach him an ancient art only your family knew and then die for him while fighting the president?

YOU ARE STILL A VALID COWBOY EVEN IF UR HORSE IS STEEL

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island