Ashes to ash, and everything trash

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

He scream.

:V

Dragon babies!

“We came to rescue you, master.” “Good job.”

BIIIIIIITE

I wish I could open my jaw that far to scream in someone’s face

@elodieunderglass have some little guys

Don’t mind if I do!

The number of people responding to this post claiming to be bodhisattvas is hilarious. If you'd resolved your karma you wouldn't be on tumblr.

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about

they're adding laying eggs to the next olympics

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

can someone remove my curse

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

can we make juggling guy into the newest tumblr sexyman. he has potential

@sexypeople-contests-2025

Agreed

reblog to bite your mutuals