I keep getting asked how they smell. So I’ll show you what my coworkers think. I gassed them away from their machines before. Sadly all the background noise doesn’t make it worth recording in the shop.

Did you vote yesterday? I almost added a brown stripe to this flag.

Ask me three of those, if you like :) just write the numbers into the ask. Also, feel free to reblog and let your followers ask you!

1. When did you first realize you’re an eproctophile person?

2. Which farts do you prefer: “Silent but deadly” or loud blasts that almost don’t smell?

3. What do you like more about a fart or burp: sound or smell?

4. Do you ever fart in public intentionally?

5. Did you ever inflate yourself? If so, how?

6. Which food makes you gassy?

7. Which drink makes you burp the most?

8. Do you have a problem with farting in public restrooms?

9. Did you ever want so fart, but you ended up sharting in your pants?

10. Did you ever want to belch, but you got heartburn or even ended up vomiting?

11. Have you ever had a fart or burp contest with someone?

12. Have you ever put somebody into the “dutch oven”?

13. Do you have “morning gas” sometimes?

14. Do you stuff yourself in order to become gassy?

15. In which situations do you enjoy farting or belching the most? (for example: after stuffing, in the bathtub, in bed etc)

16. What’s the weirdest place you ever farted in?

17. Are you into scat as well?

18. Have you ever recorded your own farts and/or burps?

19. Do you think toilet humor is funny?

20. Do you have a favorite fart or burp scene from a movie or TV series? 21. Do you read fanfiction that involves farting / burping?

22. Do you draw art that’s related to your fetishes?

23. Do you rp?

24. Did you ever fart in an elevator? If so, were you alone or with other people?

25. Use three adjectives to describe your ideal fart or burp.

26. Have you ever confessed your fart / burp kink to anyone?

27. Fart on somebody or being farted on?

28. What do you think about the kinky tumblr community? Anything you want to say to your followers?

29. If a fairy offered you to change your fetishes – would you want to get rid of your fart or burp kink?