What Am I Still Doing On This Hell Site

historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them

they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t

i will die on this costuming hill unless there’s enough plot to distract me from them.

2014 Tumblr wasn’t about whatever Tik Tok thinks it was about. 2014 Tumblr was about overanalyzing Captain America: The Winter Soldier and that one website that let you play Cards Against Humanity online

PSA for us returning folks: New XKit hasn’t been updated in a long time but XKit Rewritten (for Firefox and Chrome) seems to be the replacement. Go, go, anti-capitalism!

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol

reminder that most of the time, after signing up for a free trial you don’t intend to keep, you can cancel the subscription immediately after signing up and have the service through the duration of the trial without the chance of it renewing

i signed up for an adobe free trial and didn’t cancel in time so i got a £78 bill so i marched over to adobe and asked for a refund and after a back and forth, they eventually gave it to me. sometimes you can get a refund so don’t give up

hazmat suit with boob window

i will be the most fuckable person on the cleanup crew

i have radiation poisoning

this is why no matter how batshit this hellsite gets i cant give it up. twitter, insta, snap—no other social media site can possibly bring the entire user base together like horse plinko, the color of the sky, girl: banned, asscrack john lennon, urfaveisunfuckable drama, did. every other ‘social’ media site is truly isolating. but here? we’re all swimming in the same swamp. it’s like we’re all sitting at the same lunch table and the minute we think it’s time to leave another food fight starts at the other end we that can’t possibly look away from. and it’s funny as fuck.

I say I'm dumb a lot but i think it's time you all knew exactly how dumb i am

I didn't know the order of the months or seasons until i was 17 and i only learnt them cause i was accused of cheating on a math test i got 100% on cause of 1 question that was something like "in what month would *math stuff*" and i aswered "the 9th one" instead of september and apparently that was suspicious? And i didnt wanna say it was cause i didnt know September was the 9th month so i just took the test again

I have been mutuals with @fuck-usag since like 2013, a blog that regularly posts about gymnastics and the USA Gymnastics organisation (USAG) and it took me til last year, SIX YEARS, to realse her name is not saying "screw america, G"

My first time in France was a spontaneous trip to Paris. 0 planning. Literally as i took my first step off the plane i thought "wait. They speak french in France"

Here’s the thing about men with earrings: not all men wearing earrings are men with earrings, and some men not wearing earrings are men with earrings. If you pick a dude off the street and give him earrings it will likely not make him a man with earrings, just a man wearing earrings. In order to be a man with earrings, the earrings must be an extension of the man.

OP what are you talking about?

Men with earrings. Did you not read the post

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

tumblr plus patient zero asshole has already turned off tumblr plus bc everyone was too mean waah waah fantastic work everyone i would not have it any other way on this site

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This did not go where I expected from the first tweet and now I am laughing so hard I am crying.

Measles does WHAT

Holy fuck

Anti-vaxxers are a plague upon humanity. I work at a daycare, and we are REQUIRED by LAW to have those kids vaccinated, but somehow some parents find ways around these requirements and end up giving these preventable diseases to everyone else. I was given the mumps by one of these kids whose parents either didn’t care enough to get the kid vaccinated or fell for that Jenny McCarthy bullshit. The mumps is a miserable illness and I am damn lucky that it was a fairly minor case. But minor or not it is still beyond painful to swallow and my entire right cheek swelled up to double it’s size. It was awful. I had to go to the ER on fucking Thanksgiving Day because some parents decided they knew better than every doctor practicing medicine who urges people to vaccinate their kids. VACCINATE. YOUR. KIDS.

Anti-vaxxers would rather have dead children than vaccinate them because they believe lies. That’s what it comes down to: dead children.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK