Late Nights and Doodles

the only way to tell if a man is truly gentle is if he has green moss and algae all over him from sleeping quietly, motionlessly, at the bottom of a crystal clear riverbed

Please-a open the door!

Open up-a! Hehe!

Please

Free him!

When getting housing for a pet, please remember to get the homes of an adequate size. This is abuse

knights need at least a 5x5 enclosure in order to keep their stress levels manageable, and honestly that’s pushing it. 10x10 is a much more humane minimum, and you should allow them more if you can spare it, as knights enjoy “touring” around their enclosures and more space means a longer tour. if you don’t have the space a knight requires, consider adopting a bishop or a rook instead

I hate this because a chessboard is 8x8.

Chessboards are torture for knights!!

When your hobbies are cabinetry and origami, and you don’t have time to do one or the other.

this was made for the sole purpose of flexing those carpentry skills and i love it

2020 in one film clip.

Most things grow bigger as they age but rocks get smaller as they age. Small smooth pebbles are the old people of rocks.

All great suggestions 

This post gets better every time I see it

I really super appreciate that the music wasn’t dubbed over, but live audio was included because I cannot overemphasize HOW MUCH the flailing noises add to this

I don’t know who this person is or where they are but I adore them and their absolute commitment to being the very best of whatever the fuck this is that they are.

ALL HAIL DISCO SHRIMP