noot noot

Why can't those horrible fucking prank bros do shit like this?

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

A healthy reminder that Marxism Leninism produces better economic, scientific and developmental results than Capitalism every single time.

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

the gift of friendship :)

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let's split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

Seasar salad

What about that sword in the first panel?

This is somehow both the epitome and antithesis of "yes, and" and it FASCINATES me

"No, and"

Don't get sucked into the "if they really cared I wouldn't have to say something" spiral. No matter how close you are with someone, it's unfair to expect them to know things you haven't actually communicated.

nothing has fucked me up more than knowing the australian white ibis has a near-identical sister species called the african sacred ibis. the african sacred ibis is associated with thoth, ancient god of wisdom and reason. the australian white ibis is most commonly referred to as a “bin chicken”.